I was a late arrival to Seinfeld fandom.

Though the first episode was aired in the US in 1989, there would be a four-year delay until it was broadcast in the UK. As a teenager, and with the show lurking in the shadows of BBC’s late-night schedules, it passed me by.

It wasn't until I was in my 30s when Seinfeld reappeared on UK TV in a prime-time slot. Fully aware of the show's standing in the canon of popular culture this was my best opportunity to tune in.

1989
Seinfeld first aired on NBC in the USA
1993
Seinfeld first aired on BBC2 in the UK
2012
Seinfeld returns to prime-time on Sky TV in the UK

As I progressed through the episodes my fascination with the creative process behind the show grew. It was the musicality of the writing and its delivery that I particularly loved, orchestrated by the comedic talents of co-creators Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David.

Like music, situation comedy has rhythm and it has texture: rhythm is shaped by a show’s timing, its scene-structures, and its pacing; textures are created by the ‘instruments’ of characters and their locations, which amalgamate to create the situations from which the comedy manifests.

My curiosity transcended just reading more about the show, it was now time to go deep. I decided to immerse myself in an entirely unnecessary, self-motivated, long-running, data-driven exploration of every episode of Seinfeld. Why not!

The first product of this work was my 2020 publishing of The Seinfeld Chronicles, a limited-edition printed book presenting all my extensive analysis. With 176 copies released, matching the number of written episodes, this reached a small but exclusive audience. In 2024 I decided it was time to work on a new product, to reach a wider audience with a completely new format: The Seinfeld Chronicles digital edition.

Cover of the book The Seinfeld Chronicles.
Introduction of the book. Calendar of the nine seasons of Seinfeld. Data visualizations of the laughs caused by the four main characters. Data visualizations of the peak performances of the four main characters. Famous quotes from each episode. Data visualization of season 4 episode 11 'The Contest'. Data visualization of season 7 episode 6 'The Soup Nazi'.

The Seinfield Chronicles

An unnecessary data exploration by Andy Kirk Portrait of Andy Kirk,
Anne-Marie Dufour Portrait of Anne-Marie Dufour, and Loud Numbers Loud Numbers logo

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1989-90
s2
1990-91
s3
1991-92
s4
1992-93
s5
1993-94
s6
1994-95
s7
1995-96
s8
1996-97
s9
1997-98
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Let’s go back to the start. Seinfeld aired on US TV for the first time on Wednesday 5th July 1989, with a pilot episode titled Good News, Bad News (it was also known as The Seinfeld Chronicles, the inspiration for the title of this project).
Though it was watched by 15.4M viewers, the early reviews were mixed - test audiences hated, TV critics liked it - so its future was initially uncertain. However, thanks to the perseverance and persuasion of NBC executive Rick Ludwin, four more episodes were belatedly ordered to complete the unusually short first season.
This opening season belatedly wrapped a year later, in the summer of 1990, and was received with healthy ratings from critics and audiences alike. This response was positive enough to convince NBC to commission a second season, this time comprising 12 episodes.
Despite a slightly rocky start with Season Two, critical reviews and audience ratings continued to improve giving NBC reason to not only green-light a third season but to move the show into the sought-after Fall schedule, where buzz, anticipation, and advertising revenues peak.
Towards the middle of Season Four the show was moved to Thursdays, straight after Cheers, in the most popular prime-time slot. When the final episode was broadcast, on 14th May 1998, it brought to an end nine seasons and a total of 176 episodes (plus four specials).
  • See that, to me, that button's in the worst possible spot s1e1 The Seinfeld Chronicles, Jerry
  • One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie s1e4 Male Unbonding, Kramer
  • I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor s1e5 The Stock Tip, Jerry
  • I'm gonna slip him a mickey! s2e7 The Revenge, George
  • I'm an eggplant! I'm an eggplant! I'm a minstrel man! s2e8 The Heart Attack, George
  • Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple s2e9 The Deal, Kramer
  • My friend Bob Sacamano had shock treatments. But his synapses were so large, it had no effect s3e2 The Truth, Krame
  • That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch s3e12 The Red Dot, Kramer
  • Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway s3e14 The Pez Dispenser, Jerry
  • Why should we give two guys with no idea or experience more money? s4e6 The Watch, Susan
  • I don't like the opera. What are they singing for? Who sings? You got something to say, say it s4e9 The Opera, Jerry
  • Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away s4e16 The Shoes, Jerry
  • The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses...that's sexual perjury! s5e1 The Mango, Jerry
  • Well, here's to feeling good all of the time s5e4 The Sniffing Accountant, Kramer
  • Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables! s5e10 The Cigar Store Indian, Kramer
  • That's a shame s6e1 The Chaperone, Jerry
  • I'm giving you a raise! s6e9 The Secretary, George
  • Oh, understudies are a very shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world s6e24 The Understudy, Kramer
  • A George divided against itself cannot stand! s7e8 The Pool Guy, George
  • The Jon Voight Car is no more s7e10 The Gum, George
  • I woke up in the Hudson river in a SACK!! s7e18 The Friars Club, Kramer
  • If this board is so impressed with suffering, maybe you should tell them the Astonishing Tales of Costanza s8e10 The Andrea Doria, Jerry
  • This is a Susie-and-Elaine problem that requires, a Susie-and-Elaine solution! s8e15 The Susie, Elaine
  • It's just empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? s8e18 The Nap, Steinbrenner
  • I'm the Wiz and noooobody beats me! s9e5 The Junk Mail, Jack
  • That's a lot of potatoes s9e7 The Slicer, Kramer
  • G'night, Jugdish! s9e8 The Betrayal, Elaine

Methodology

The data used in this study did not exist; it had to be manually captured by watching every episode and logging the times, categories, and characteristics of different events within each.

Typically, each episode's data was gathered via two full viewings. The first viewing noted the times of discrete scenes starting and finishing, the locations in which the scenes were set, and the characters who appeared (and when). The second viewing validated the data and recorded which characters caused the laughs (and when). This was a pragmatic solution to ensure the best quality data could be obtained in the most efficient way.

To help with the efficiency of the data collecting, all periods of screen time were recorded in units of 5-second durations. This felt like a sufficient granularity of detail to accurately quantify any character's appearance (and aligned with the typical length of time recorded for the duration of a laugh). To qualify as a period of screen time, a character did not necessarily need to be speaking or even interacting, just that they at least played some role in the storyline's progression.

Additional data was collected about broadcast dates, viewing figures, plot synopses and ratings via IMDb. Further qualitative enquiries about joke topics, specific patterns in language, and themes of representation were tempting to pursue but were considered beyond the scope of the enquiry.

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